my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
im tired of things costing money
you stopped scrolling.
3 day weekend got me like…
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
A gem from Khloe Kardashian.
"life is a gift!"
man bubbles is fucking metal
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
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